It's an asylum, but it's like a spa.
I wanted to register it as a spa, but the name was registered.
And why did you open an asylum?
My father is crazy.
I wanted a place that was nice for him,
where people's dignity was respected.
-It's what matters to me. -Of course.
What do you do when there's madness crisis?
Well, crisis here don't happen often.
We try to be the least aggressive.
A patient once thought I was a piece of furniture,
my father thinks he's Napoleon, but they're all sweet.
What's your profession?
I have a degree in Mockology and graduated in Calling Bluffs.
-Pardon? -Let's get to it.
-Show me your panties. -Is he bothering you?
-It's time for your medication. -I'm not furniture!
-Marco can get a little violent. -He told me he was the owner.
And you believed him?
How will I know who's crazy and who's not?
You have to trust the powerful ones.
Who are the powerful ones?
They're more famous than celebrities.
They face fire, they kick out haters.
The coach we have to blame is Lice.
They're waiting to give you your medication.
I'm sorry. I'll introduce myself. I'm the owner here.
-My name is Jaime. -Why are you dressed like this?
I like to blend in with them, so they think I'm crazy.
There's no difference between doctors and patients.
-How do you know who's crazy? -That's easy!
We put a bracelet on their left wrist.
-Can I see your wrist? -No.
-Your wrist, please. -No! No! No! No!
Take her, please.
Get my horse, I need the bathroom.
Hi, how are you? Everything okay?
My name is Jaime Vélez, I'm 34.
I'm an actor with 18 years of professional career.
You know, struggling, doing my best.
Today I played an emblematic character in my career.
The director even congratulated me.
I played the asylum director who likes to dress up as Napoleon.
He loves his job,
but he struggles with personal relationships.
What an actor!